nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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livingnappturally:

yeahicameback:

livingnappturally:

yeahicameback:

yadoking:

 

clementine-season
&
livingnappturally

I guess I’m the black cat lol.

I wondered if that made the joke tasteless, but I figured that you would realize I just meant that my girlfriend has a penchant for harassing you.

Yup, that’s the way I took it. It is funny that the cat being harassed is the black cat though lol

Is my butt not supposed to go on her shoulders? Oh…

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

(via rosalarian)

When the bus is full of loud children and you’ve been at work since 5:30 AM

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via godisablackwoman)

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

(via godisablackwoman)

At work way too early and there is this adorable baby playing around the room waiting to go to her grandma’s. She’s got big adorable eyes and a little Afro puff bun and I just. How is one baby so cute? am I going to make babies that are that cute? How do?

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

(via godisablackwoman)

fitforafemme:

[Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal]

Tried to turn on my coffee grinder without the lid. It went about as well as you’d expect. Tried to turn on my coffee grinder without the lid. It went about as well as you’d expect.

Tried to turn on my coffee grinder without the lid. It went about as well as you’d expect.

TBH

somethingratchet:

If it’s not Gucci, 2Chainz, or the Migos

I mostly dont want to hear it.

bile2:

baremidriffs3:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

STOP

LMAOOOOO

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luminousinsect:

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

oohhh my boooss
luminousinsect:

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

oohhh my boooss
luminousinsect:

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

oohhh my boooss

luminousinsect:

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

oohhh my boooss

(via livingnappturally)

ssoja:

Little close-up from my upcoming children book “Le Petit Loup Rouge” (The little red wolf) ( • >•)/Have a nice christmas holidays !
ssoja:

Little close-up from my upcoming children book “Le Petit Loup Rouge” (The little red wolf) ( • >•)/Have a nice christmas holidays !
ssoja:

Little close-up from my upcoming children book “Le Petit Loup Rouge” (The little red wolf) ( • >•)/Have a nice christmas holidays !
ssoja:

Little close-up from my upcoming children book “Le Petit Loup Rouge” (The little red wolf) ( • >•)/Have a nice christmas holidays !
ssoja:

Little close-up from my upcoming children book “Le Petit Loup Rouge” (The little red wolf) ( • >•)/Have a nice christmas holidays !
ssoja:

Little close-up from my upcoming children book “Le Petit Loup Rouge” (The little red wolf) ( • >•)/Have a nice christmas holidays !

ssoja:

Little close-up from my upcoming children book “Le Petit Loup Rouge” (The little red wolf) ( • >•)/
Have a nice christmas holidays !

(via sweaterbitches)

metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3
metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3