buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

(via cupcakepotterkid)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via somethingtrivial)

In other news, this job application would like you to get your shit together, but not enough to proofread this or recommend something better than Yahoo and Hotmail.

In other news, this job application would like you to get your shit together, but not enough to proofread this or recommend something better than Yahoo and Hotmail.

I’m so confused by how the difficulty/intensity level of job applications has declined as I move up in terms of my career.

Like, one time I filled out a 45-minute personality assessment for to be a cashier at PetSmart.

Now, I’m applying for jobs that pay like $30-40k a year and they’re just like, yeah send in a one page resume, whatever. Cover letter optional, we probably won’t even read it.

AKA White teenagers appropriate black slang.

I don’t like second winter.

thewintersoldiersbutt:

youre a lucky girl, peggy 
thewintersoldiersbutt:

youre a lucky girl, peggy 
“Maybe happiness is this: not feeling like you should be elsewhere, doing something else, being someone else.”
— Isaac Asimov (via awelltraveledwoman)

(via thecuberootofc)

so-treu:


People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”
- Rue McClanahan

PERFECTION.
so-treu:


People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”
- Rue McClanahan

PERFECTION.
so-treu:


People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”
- Rue McClanahan

PERFECTION.
so-treu:


People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”
- Rue McClanahan

PERFECTION.

so-treu:

People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”

- Rue McClanahan

PERFECTION.

(via afro-dykey)

Considering altering the direction of my life after having a liquid lunch with people from my grad cohort.

Sorry, I can’t come into work today. I couldn’t get my eyeliner wings even.

yeahicameback:

catsbeaversandducks:

Invisible Pool
Photos by ©Micheal Eastman - via Bored Panda

Good work, babe.

I did the thing. yeahicameback:

catsbeaversandducks:

Invisible Pool
Photos by ©Micheal Eastman - via Bored Panda

Good work, babe.

I did the thing.

yeahicameback:

catsbeaversandducks:

Invisible Pool

Photos by ©Micheal Eastman - via Bored Panda

Good work, babe.

I did the thing.

paintthepapertown:

My dad is the PR director at a hospital and there’s a new theatre company opening in our town, and he had to create an ad to put in their programs and he wrote “To the cast and crew: break a leg. We’re here for you.” and I just thought it was hilarious and ironic. Good job, Papa.